MotoGP Circuit Comopletely Paved..

IMS continues to add some awesome events. I can't wait for the MotoGP weekend later this year. Now I can only hope for an ALMS 4 hour race sometime in the next few years.

Since MotoGP doesn't allow you to embed their videos here is the link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f00f3l8_DsE

Darrell Reid is a Beast...

This video will likely be gone from Youtube in about 12.8 minutes. Enjoy it while you can.

False Alarm.... Oh wait, it isn't.

Yes Folks, Lil Ronnie is back. A year older, and now with 15.295% more hardcoreness.

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Just shoot me now. Please.

Bob.

Game Recap....

Ok, so I'm not really going to recap the game from yesterday. Everyone is well aware of the collective beatdown that was served to the entire city of Baltimore and all of the Bittermorons who inhabit the Inner Harbor.

Instead, I want to focus on the news that Indianapolis Motor Speedway could soon be hosting a Red Bull Air Race World Series event. To me this is the coolest news I have heard since learning that IMS would be hosting a MotoGP event. Here is some video from of this year's RBARWS events in Istanbul:



Yes, you did see that correctly. Just think how outstanding it would be to see those powerful aircraft taking flight over the Motor Speedway, with downtown Indy in the background?

“Indianapolis is in our sites, to say the least,” said series spokeswoman Maddy Stephens. “The city’s deep motorsports roots and a historical backdrop like the Indianapolis Motor Speedway make it a fantastic location.”

Edited out were his comments that negotiations were ongoing with the Colts to ensure that Bob does not attend the air races, as he might swap the planes from the sky with his very presence.

They Call Him Bob....

So the video has not appeared on Youtube as of yet, but when it does I will be sure to present you with one of the most jaw dropping hits I have ever witnessed in person. Bob's absolute destruction of the 4 inches taller and 35 pounds heavier Greg Jones was a highlight reel in and of itself. Check out the 1:28 mark in the NFL highlights of Sunday's game.

That, however, is not why I bring up the topic of Bob today. While I am going to take some slight literary license, the facts of the following story are no doubt true. I can't vouch for them in first person, but I know the person who experienced what must have been a traumatizing experience very well, and he has no reason to embellish the story.

As some of my readers (all 3 of you) may know, I formerly worked for one of the three largest delivery companies here in the United States. Several weeks ago one of my former co-workers was making a delivery to Bob's residence. And as much as I would love to tell you that Bob lives feral in a field on West 56th street feasting on any deer that may stray from neighboring Eagle Creek park, I cannot. He does have a residence on the north side of Indianapolis, and smartly does not live in Carmel, but we won't get into that here.

Fred, which is what we will call my coworker so as not to cause any trouble, was attempting to make his delivery to Bob's residence on this particular day. Apparently DHL, those horribly dressed Ronald McDonald impersonators, had dropped a large load of 20 or more boxes outside Bob's door. I can't blame the guy for doing that, as I wouldn't want to enrage Bob with the thought of having to carry 20 boxes inside his home either.

So Fred knocks at Bob's place, and what should happen? None other than Bob himself answers the door, HOLDING A MACHETE. If that doesn't strike fear in to your heart on par with Hannibal the Cannibal renting a spare bedroom, or Hitler living in your basement, I don't know what will. Bob then asks "Did you leave those?"

How Fred escaped with his life is a wonder, and one that may never be explained. And to think that it could have been an even more frightening scene. Just imagine if the machete had been bloody. Or if Bob had been wearing nothing more than a loincloth.

I shudder to even imagine such a thing.