As someone who has indeed eaten an entire Colts commemorative bucket of popcorn in a single half of a Colts game I do not have much room to make fun of this kid at all. But why let something trivial like that stop me?
Joey Chestnut had better watch out! What are the odds that we see this kid as the youngest player ever to join the IFOCE tour? And if you actually know what the IFOCE is then you are just as lame as I am.
And that is not good popcorn at all. I swear they pop it somewhere around 7 hours before kickoff and let it camp out under hot lamps all day long. They just figure that the average fan will be so drunk that they won't notice just how horrible the popcorn is. Yikes.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
"This is good popcorn."
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Jeeebus. Reminds me of Randy from "A Christmas Story" pounding down the meatloaf and potatoes when he was etin'.
Uhhh, hey kid, maybe mix in a diet coke with that giant popcorn.
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